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Never interrupt a woman, let her finish speaking
When she’s done speaking, pause and think about what she said
f#ck the whole concept of virginity
Sex doesn’t make anyone less pure
On my knees, I’m begging you please
Among the trees, I’m begging you please
Alcohol is a toxin that kills cells
Do not drink it if you want to be well
I’ve got lint in my belly button
I’ve got lint in my belly button
I’m feeling ticklish
Do you want to come over and tickle me, pretty baby?
Would it make you feel chipper if I let you pull down my zipper?
Would it make your frown turn upside down if I let you pull my pants down?
Once you go vegan, Jill and Jack
You’ll never even think about going back
Have you ever seen the words ‘natural flavor’ in a list of ingredients, and thought to yourself, “What do they mean by ‘natural flavor’?”
Well, this song is for you
This is a song all about doors. Big doors, very big doors, doors you open to get to places. You never know what adventures await behind all the doors you open in the course of your life
I hope I live long enough to open many doors to happy places. But eventually, my doors will be numbered. This song asks the question: What will be the last door I’ll ever open?