Christmas is the season of giving
A little bit more of the sh#t there in July
I’ve been takin’ steps to quittin’ cigarettes
But, mama, I’m gonna smoke your ham tonight
Christmas is the season of giving
A little bit less of the syphilis than you like
Hell I’ve been taking care not to touch you there
But, baby, I’m gonna trim your tree tonight
Old Reverend White, Tiny Tim
And all the women of the night
Are aglow with virgin snow
We’ll have high-grade blow
This Christmas
Christmas is the season of giving
A little bit more of the love you swore to your wives
Tammy and Judy and Trista and Darla
And Kimmy and Cammy and Sue
From now on our troubles will be out of spite
Christmas is the season of giving
Christmas is the season of light
Christmas is the season of giving
Christmas is the season of light
Christmas is the season of giving
Christmas is the season of light
Christmas is the season of giving
Christmas is the season of light
Christmas is the season of giving
Christmas is the season of light
Christmas is the season of giving
Christmas is the season of light
(Don’t you spank that ass…) {fades out}
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